SHES GOT ME DANCIN!!!

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Tres

The number three

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The number 2

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Uno

The number one.

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Hello from the deep

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Funny

The other night I was watching "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" with Tracie, little did I know a couple of the funniest answers on a game show were about to be revealed. So, this is how it went down. Jack Hanna the animal guy was the contestant and he had a little girl helping him, Jenna (a 5th grader). The question being asked was "what metallic element is most abundant in the human body?" The hilarity ensued. Jack Hannas first instinct and answer was Mercury. Te He he. He was not too sure so he looked to his esteemed companion Jenna for some re-assurement. you could never GUESS what her answer was. She said "SPINE" LMOA. Boy o boy I was in stitches. Funny Funny Funny. I dont think she will be asked to come back on the show.

Quote the second!

I came across this quote from a movie on FX the other day and it made me chuckle. Can any of you guess where it came from? Here she is --->


Girl #1 I'm going to Derek's.
Father : Whoa, whoa, whoa, who is Derek?
Girl #1 Uh, duh, my boyfriend, the hottest boy in school?
Father: Yeah, he's gonna be really hot when I burn his house down.

Off the LACES?

Annnnnnndd I am back. I came across something today that I just could not keep to myself. In my fun filled days here at home I have a lot of time to think to myself. I am sure we all think of this on a day to day basis, how can I re-lace my shoes so I will look hip and "in with it?" Well I have found the solution to all your problems. Let me introduce you to none other than IAN. Hes the coolest dude ever. Take a look for yourself and dont be ashamed to lace those laces to fit your own style. EnJoy, because I sure did.


----> IAN AND HIS LACES

Hey ALL

Two Posts in one day????!!!! I know you all must be glowing that I should post two things in the same short period of time. But, this just could not wait. Just thought that everyone should know that the Fanta girls are in the search for a fourth Fanta girl. I think you all should take this seriously and make a dream come true. I know many of you who have the potential to fill this position. WWW.FANTA.COM Go get'em ladies.

Quote of the first 6 months

Hello all my loyal followers. I thought that it has been long enough since my past post so I figured I would treat all of you with a great quote that I just recently remembered. The movie was playing on TV and this one line just makes me laugh every time. So, let us see how many of you can recognize it.

"Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."

Hope you enjoy and stay tuned for more pointless jabber.

Back

Hey everyone, I am back. Sorry it has been a while. I just got back from a business conference that I could not miss. Ya know how that is, they are just busting my hump over there. Anyways, I am back home and not doing much. I have been a bum since school has been out, sitting around and playing rock band. I was gonna put down a quote from a movie that I recently saw but I just cannot remember it now, so hopefully I can remember what it is. Well to all my loyal friends I hope to see you soon!

Little Guy

This little guy reminds me of a bunny I saw the other day as I walked passed a patch of grass with my comrades. He took a leaf and chewed it up. It was a cute cute thing. I thought this bundle of joy could lighten up even the darkest of days.

O dear

So last night at Firehaus some people were going to take shots, and Dana is all like I will count down. Then, she proceeds to count "1...2...3...4" and then I'm all like DANA you are counting up. How embarrassing it must have been to be her last night. O DEAR!

Andy o Andy

Where has my andy gone

Jingle Jangle

Today, I sent a cover letter to a potential employer. In the letter, I talked about my great attention to detail, my strong ability to focus, and my stellar writing skills. After hitting send, I reread the letter and noticed that I typed my name "B-R-A-I-N." My name is Brian. FMLI

This was on Fmylife.com today and made me laugh. To think his name is "Brain" Miller. HA! You have to say it like a zombie though, thats how I see it.

CYA!

Bright bright

OOOOO dear, talk about a hoot! Click ME

Question of the Day

I know you are all familiar with the intersection of Illinois and Lincoln, so the question is how much money would be needed in order for you to agree to be blindfolded and ride a bike across the Lincoln intersection at 4pm?

Next Big Thing

Hello my loyal followers. I just wanted to pop in and let you in on a little secret. Its called swim time, and I think you all should know what has been occupying my time. EnJoY. Don't let this little tid bit get out.


www.SharkBreak.com


aaaaaaaaaaand POOF I'm gone

the truth my friends

The truth is out Tracie has admitted that she is not a funny person. I have tried to tell her this plenty of times and she repeatedly denied it. I knew though. I know the truth behind those glassy blue eyes. The proof is below, we can all relax for the truth is out there (X-files).

Buffchick913 (5:33:22 PM): im not a funny person

An Ingenious Morning

Waiting for the bus this morning I stuck my pen (long ways) into the end of my sweatshirt sleeve and a TV show was born. When doing this your sleeve looks just like a vacuum. SOOOOooo I thought what a great idea it would be to have a sit com where there was a family and one of them had a vacuum for an arm. Then Andy (who was waiting with me) said one guy should have a MOP for an arm and then started doing the motion (boy o boy was that funny.. I laughed out loud) As him to do it when you all see him....ANYway, what a great idea...and that began todays adventures for Chris, the cleaning family

A star among us all

A star once fell from the sky. Toward mountains, rivers, and chests of gold an onlooker followed. The night is darker today and tomorrow but only as bright as that star once shined.

I got a McDonalds cone today... delicious

I cant help but think of the future and think the peanut is taking over the marshmallow. Just think, sitting around a fire telling ghost stories and eat peanuts, one of many dreams of a better world.

So I'm sitting in work right now and am thinking that I will make some taquito's later in the day to get rid of this rumble in my stomach..... back to work they say.

Waking up

I woke up today at about 11. I got up and walked around and decided to lay in my bed. Without knowing it, I FELL BACK ASLEEP, woke up at 12:30. O dear, what a rush.

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