O dear

So last night at Firehaus some people were going to take shots, and Dana is all like I will count down. Then, she proceeds to count "1...2...3...4" and then I'm all like DANA you are counting up. How embarrassing it must have been to be her last night. O DEAR!

Andy o Andy

Where has my andy gone

Jingle Jangle

Today, I sent a cover letter to a potential employer. In the letter, I talked about my great attention to detail, my strong ability to focus, and my stellar writing skills. After hitting send, I reread the letter and noticed that I typed my name "B-R-A-I-N." My name is Brian. FMLI

This was on Fmylife.com today and made me laugh. To think his name is "Brain" Miller. HA! You have to say it like a zombie though, thats how I see it.

CYA!

Bright bright

OOOOO dear, talk about a hoot! Click ME

Question of the Day

I know you are all familiar with the intersection of Illinois and Lincoln, so the question is how much money would be needed in order for you to agree to be blindfolded and ride a bike across the Lincoln intersection at 4pm?

Next Big Thing

Hello my loyal followers. I just wanted to pop in and let you in on a little secret. Its called swim time, and I think you all should know what has been occupying my time. EnJoY. Don't let this little tid bit get out.


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aaaaaaaaaaand POOF I'm gone

the truth my friends

The truth is out Tracie has admitted that she is not a funny person. I have tried to tell her this plenty of times and she repeatedly denied it. I knew though. I know the truth behind those glassy blue eyes. The proof is below, we can all relax for the truth is out there (X-files).

Buffchick913 (5:33:22 PM): im not a funny person

An Ingenious Morning

Waiting for the bus this morning I stuck my pen (long ways) into the end of my sweatshirt sleeve and a TV show was born. When doing this your sleeve looks just like a vacuum. SOOOOooo I thought what a great idea it would be to have a sit com where there was a family and one of them had a vacuum for an arm. Then Andy (who was waiting with me) said one guy should have a MOP for an arm and then started doing the motion (boy o boy was that funny.. I laughed out loud) As him to do it when you all see him....ANYway, what a great idea...and that began todays adventures for Chris, the cleaning family

A star among us all

A star once fell from the sky. Toward mountains, rivers, and chests of gold an onlooker followed. The night is darker today and tomorrow but only as bright as that star once shined.

I got a McDonalds cone today... delicious